Week 8 results

You gotta be getting tired of reading about my awesome fantasy football team, but I'm not getting tired of printing it!

For the fourth time in a row and fifth time all season, I not only one but had the highest score in the league, running my record to an impressive league best 7-1. The Black Dwarf Juggernauts defeated Dan Dan the Dancing Man's All Stars, 148.9 - 90.7. Standouts for me included Joseph Addai, Antonio Gates and of course my man Tom Brady. I may not think New England has a boatload of class running up the score like they do (although it's the NFL, so the other team needs to shut up and stop them if they don't like it), but I am grateful for the fantasy points.

With Brady, it was especially sweet, as he not only threw for three touchdowns, but ran for two more. Could coach Bill Belichick possibly have Tom Brady in his fantasy league? It's the only thing the makes sense. In a 52-7 blowout, he had Tom Brady still in the game in the fourth quarter! What's up with that?

Anyway, I told Kaida she could be the first to rename my team for the week, and she came up with Merry Marvin and the Happy Hos. C'mon, Readers! You can do better than that!


the carnage:

		Merry Marvin and the Happy Hos Owner: Hyperion				Dan Dan the Dancing Man's All Stars Owner: Big Crappy
37.00 Tom Brady NWE QB WAS 7 FINAL NWE 52 29-38, 306 yds passing (3 TDs) 4 carries, 14 yds rushing (2 TDs), 1 fumble(s) 4.60 Adrian Peterson MIN RB PHI 23 FINAL MIN 16 20 carries, 70 yds rushing 25.20 Joseph Addai IND RB IND 31 FINAL CAR 7 23 carries, 100 yds rushing (2 TDs) 2 catches, 9 yds receiving (1 TDs) 11.80 Wes Welker NWE WR WAS 7 FINAL NWE 52 9 catches, 89 yds receiving (1 TDs) 6.00 Kevin Walter HOU WR HOU 10 FINAL SDG 35 7 catches, 77 yds receiving, 1 tackle 18.00 Antonio Gates SDG TE HOU 10 FINAL SDG 35 3 catches, 92 yds receiving (2 TDs) 11.30 Jason Hanson DET K DET 16 FINAL CHI 7 3 FGs (26,52,20), 1 missed FG (29), 1 PAT 3.00 Will Smith NOR DL NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 1 tackle, 1 assist, 0.5 sack 2.00 Julius Peppers CAR DL IND 31 FINAL CAR 7 2 assists, 1 pass defensed 4.50 Antonio Pierce NYG LB NYG 13 FINAL MIA 10 4 tackles, 1 assist 14.00 London Fletcher WAS LB WAS 7 FINAL NWE 52 11 tackles, 4 assists, 1 pass defensed 7.00 Walt Harris SFO DB NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 6 tackles, 1 pass defensed 4.50 C.C. Brown HOU DB HOU 10 FINAL SDG 35 4 tackles, 1 assist 148.90					35.20 Drew Brees NOR QB NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 31-39, 336 yds passing (4 TDs) 2.60 Frank Gore SFO RB NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 12 carries, 41 yds rushing 1 catch, 0 yds receiving 8.20 Chris Chambers SDG WR HOU 10 FINAL SDG 35 2 catches, 35 yds receiving (1 TDs) 1.40 Arnaz Battle SFO WR NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 3 catches, 22 yds receiving 5.00 Roy Williams DET WR DET 16 FINAL CHI 7 8 catches, 77 yds receiving 2.80 Heath Miller PIT TE PIT 24 FINAL CIN 13 2 catches, 42 yds receiving 7.00 Shayne Graham CIN K PIT 24 FINAL CIN 13 2 FGs (31,20), 1 PAT 3.00 Andre Carter WAS DL WAS 7 FINAL NWE 52 1 tackle, 1 FR 2.50 Dwight Freeney IND DL IND 31 FINAL CAR 7 2 tackles, 1 assist 4.00 Mathias Kiwanuka NYG LB NYG 13 FINAL MIA 10 3 tackles, 1 pass defensed 8.00 Patrick Willis SFO LB NOR 31 FINAL SFO 10 6 tackles, 4 assists 4.00 Madieu Williams CIN DB PIT 24 FINAL CIN 13 4 tackles 7.00 Bob Sanders IND DB IND 31 FINAL CAR 7 4 tackles, 2 assists, 1 FR 90.70
SCORING: Tom Brady 3 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 2 yd TD pass to Mike Vrabel (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 6 yd TD pass to Randy Moss (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 2 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 2 yd TD pass to Wes Welker (6.00 pts) Joseph Addai 2 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Joseph Addai 4 yd TD pass from Peyton Manning (6.00 pts) Joseph Addai 12 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Wes Welker 2 yd TD pass from Tom Brady (6.00 pts) Antonio Gates 49 yd TD pass from Philip Rivers (6.00 pts) Antonio Gates 31 yd TD pass from Philip Rivers (6.00 pts) Jason Hanson 26 yd FG (3.00 pts) Jason Hanson PAT (1.00 pts) Jason Hanson 52 yd FG (4.30 pts) Jason Hanson 20 yd FG (3.00 pts)					SCORING: Drew Brees 17 yd TD pass to Marques Colston (6.00 pts) Drew Brees 2 yd TD pass to Terrance Copper (6.00 pts) Drew Brees 3 yd TD pass to Marques Colston (6.00 pts) Drew Brees 15 yd TD pass to Marques Colston (6.00 pts) Chris Chambers 14 yd TD pass from Philip Rivers (6.00 pts) Shayne Graham 31 yd FG (3.00 pts) Shayne Graham 20 yd FG (3.00 pts) Shayne Graham PAT (1.00 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Tom Brady 306 yards passing (10.20 pts) Tom Brady 14 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.80 pts) Adrian Peterson 70 combined rushing and receiving yards (4.60 pts) Joseph Addai 109 combined rushing and receiving yards (7.20 pts) Wes Welker 89 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.80 pts) Kevin Walter 77 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.00 pts) Kevin Walter 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Antonio Gates 92 combined rushing and receiving yards (6.00 pts) Will Smith 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Will Smith 1 assist (0.50 pts) Will Smith 0.5 sacks (1.50 pts) Julius Peppers 2 assists (1.00 pts) Julius Peppers 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 1 assist (0.50 pts) London Fletcher 11 tackles (11.00 pts) London Fletcher 4 assists (2.00 pts) London Fletcher 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Walt Harris 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Walt Harris 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) C.C. Brown 4 tackles (4.00 pts) C.C. Brown 1 assist (0.50 pts)					GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Drew Brees 336 yards passing (11.20 pts) Frank Gore 41 combined rushing and receiving yards (2.60 pts) Chris Chambers 35 combined rushing and receiving yards (2.20 pts) Arnaz Battle 22 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.40 pts) Roy Williams 77 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.00 pts) Heath Miller 42 combined rushing and receiving yards (2.80 pts) Andre Carter 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Andre Carter 1 fumble recovered (2.00 pts) Dwight Freeney 2 tackles (2.00 pts) Dwight Freeney 1 assist (0.50 pts) Mathias Kiwanuka 3 tackles (3.00 pts) Mathias Kiwanuka 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Patrick Willis 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Patrick Willis 4 assists (2.00 pts) Madieu Williams 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Bob Sanders 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Bob Sanders 2 assists (1.00 pts) Bob Sanders 1 fumble recovered (2.00 pts)
DEDUCTIONS: Tom Brady 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)					DEDUCTIONS: None.