I did well again in Fantasy Football. I won my game over the Biloxi Injuns, 120.1 to 65.5. In case you cannot add, that's 54.6 points. It was enough to give the Biloxi team the Frenchy.
The "Frenchy" (which I'm happy to say I invented), is something we adorn each week to the team that "gets beat the worst on the field of battle." How awesome is that? We make that team change their logo for the week and wear this instead:
I want it known for the record that in 5 years of this league I have only worn the Frenchie once. Not bad, all things considered. I ALSO want it known that while we love to pick fun at the French, in actuality I have no problem with the French people or their flag. As proof I offer another rendition of their treasured banner:
There. You can't say I'm a hater now. Finally, take a look at the box score for the football game. As you can see, I played Kenton Keith instead of Joseph Addai, my stud Running Back. I heard Sunday morning that Addai might night play, and I checked back like 78 times before the 4:00 start time. At 3:56 pm I made the switch, gambling that Keith would get the carries. I lucked out correct, and Keith scored 22.4 points. The only negative thing is that now Addai will probably have to share carries with Keith, and I can't play both, but at least for this week, well done me!
Biloxi Injuns Owner: Hidden in Shame Baryon the MACHO Black Dwarf Owner: Hyperion -4.30 Jon Kitna DET QB 16-29, 106 yds passing, 2 INTs 6.40 Edgerrin James ARI RB 26 carries, 88 yds rushing 1.00 Larry Johnson KAN RB 9 carries, 12 yds rushing 10.80 Patrick Crayton DAL WR 6 catches, 73 yds receiving (1 TDs) -3.00 James Jones GNB WR 2 fumble(s) 9.60 Chris Cooley WAS TE 4 catches, 26 yds receiving (1 TDs) (1 2XPs) 5.00 Lawrence Tynes NYG K 5 PATs 8.00 Osi Umenyiora NYG DL 5 tackles, 1.0 sack 0.50 Jarvis Green NWE DL 1 assist 6.50 Adalius Thomas NWE LB 5 tackles, 1 assist, 1 pass defensed 18.00 Michael Boley ATL LB 11 tackles, 4 assists, 1 pass defensed, 1 INT 4.50 Champ Bailey DEN DB 4 tackles, 1 assist 2.50 Ken Hamlin DAL DB 1 tackle, 3 assists 65.50
26.80 Tom Brady NWE QB 22-38, 265 yds passing (3 TDs) 22.40 Kenton Keith IND RB 28 carries, 121 yds rushing (2 TDs) 4.60 Dwayne Bowe KAN WR 4 catches, 70 yds receiving 1.20 Wes Welker NWE WR 4 catches, 19 yds receiving 1.00 Muhsin Muhammad CHI WR 1 catch, 17 yds receiving 13.40 Antonio Gates SDG TE 7 catches, 113 yds receiving (1 TDs) 15.20 Nick Folk DAL K 4 FGs (47,29,37,53), 1 PAT 8.00 Julius Peppers CAR DL 6 tackles, 2 passes defensed 2.00 Dewayne White DET DL 1 tackle, 2 assists 7.50 Antonio Pierce NYG LB 6 tackles, 1 assist, 1 pass defensed 5.50 London Fletcher WAS LB 3 tackles, 3 assists, 1 pass defensed 5.50 Walt Harris SFO DB 3 tackles, 3 assists, 1 pass defensed 7.00 Adrian Wilson ARI DB 2 tackles, 1 pass defensed, 1 INT 120.10
SCORING: Patrick Crayton 4 yd TD pass from Tony Romo (6.00 pts) Chris Cooley 7 yard TD reception from Jason Campbell (6.00 pts) Chris Cooley two-point reception from Jason Campbell (2.00 pts) Lawrence Tynes PAT (1.00 pts) Lawrence Tynes PAT (1.00 pts) Lawrence Tynes PAT (1.00 pts) Lawrence Tynes PAT (1.00 pts) Lawrence Tynes PAT (1.00 pts)
SCORING: Tom Brady 34 yard TD pass to Donte' Stallworth (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 7 yard TD pass to Benjamin Watson (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 25 yard TD pass to Benjamin Watson (6.00 pts) Kenton Keith 1 yard TD run (6.00 pts) Kenton Keith 7 yard TD run (6.00 pts) Antonio Gates 9 yard TD reception from Philip Rivers (6.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk 47 yd FG (3.80 pts) Nick Folk 29 yd FG (3.00 pts) Nick Folk 37 yd FG (3.00 pts) Nick Folk 53 yd FG (4.40 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Jon Kitna 106 yards passing (3.50 pts) Jon Kitna 3 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.20 pts) Edgerrin James 97 combined rushing and receiving yards (6.40 pts) Larry Johnson 15 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.00 pts) Patrick Crayton 73 combined rushing and receiving yards (4.80 pts) James Jones 61 combined rushing and receiving yards (4.00 pts) James Jones 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Chris Cooley 26 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.60 pts) Osi Umenyiora 5 tackles (5.00 pts) Osi Umenyiora 1.0 sack (3.00 pts) Jarvis Green 1 assist (0.50 pts) Adalius Thomas 5 tackles (5.00 pts) Adalius Thomas 1 assist (0.50 pts) Adalius Thomas 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Michael Boley 1 interception (4.00 pts) Michael Boley 11 tackles (11.00 pts) Michael Boley 4 assists (2.00 pts) Michael Boley 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Champ Bailey 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Champ Bailey 1 assist (0.50 pts) Ken Hamlin 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Ken Hamlin 3 assists (1.50 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Tom Brady 265 yards passing (8.80 pts) Kenton Keith 158 combined rushing and receiving yards (10.40 pts) Dwayne Bowe 70 combined rushing and receiving yards (4.60 pts) Wes Welker 19 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.20 pts) Muhsin Muhammad 17 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.00 pts) Antonio Gates 113 combined rushing and receiving yards (7.40 pts) Julius Peppers 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Julius Peppers 2 passes defensed (2.00 pts) Dewayne White 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Dewayne White 2 assists (1.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 1 assist (0.50 pts) Antonio Pierce 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) London Fletcher 3 tackles (3.00 pts) London Fletcher 3 assists (1.50 pts) London Fletcher 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Walt Harris 3 tackles (3.00 pts) Walt Harris 3 assists (1.50 pts) Walt Harris 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 1 interception (4.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 2 tackles (2.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts)
DEDUCTIONS: Jon Kitna 2 interceptions (-8.00 pts) James Jones 2 fumbles lost (-8.00 pts)
I want it known for the record that in 5 years of this league I have only worn the Frenchie once. Not bad, all things considered. I ALSO want it known that while we love to pick fun at the French, in actuality I have no problem with the French people or their flag. As proof I offer another rendition of their treasured banner:
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whats your record now?
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