I won. Big deal. The artists formerly known as
Black Dwarf Juggernauts defeated
River Tam Beats Up Everyone 111.3 - 81.1 . For once Brady wasn't the star of my show, as
Adrian Peterson and
Joseph Addai proved I am the best talent scout our league has.
I changed my team name right before game time to
Gothic Lolita - the Black Dwarf . I got the term "Gothic Lolita" from an article I read on Straight Dope. I tentatively plan on writing about it later this month, but if you can't wait to find out what it is, look it up on Wikipedia. Fascinating stuff. I will not be able to change my team name for at least a week because, for the first time in five weeks, I was not the high scorer. I was close to the high score, but ended up with only the 4th most points for the week. It's almost like losing.
I guess I shouldn't complain, as next week Brady is on bye and I will almost certainly lose. Oh well. At least I'm
8-1. No one else in the league has fewer than 3 losses, which means even after next week I'll have the best record in the league.
Anyway, here's the box score of my ho-hum victory.
Gothic Lolita - the Black Dwarf Owner: Hyperion River Tam Beats Up Everyone Owner: Summer Glau 19.30 Tom Brady NWE QB 21-32, 255 yds passing (3 TDs), 2 INTs 5 carries, 14 yds rushing 21.00 Joseph Addai IND RB 26 carries, 112 yds rushing 5 catches, 114 yds receiving (1 TDs) 35.00 Adrian Peterson MIN RB 30 carries, 296 yds rushing (3 TDs), 1 fumble(s) 1 catch, 19 yds receiving 0.00 Dwayne Bowe KAN WR 8.40 Wes Welker NWE WR 5 catches, 38 yds receiving (1 TDs) 1.60 Antonio Gates SDG TE 1 catch, 10 yds receiving, 1 tackle 8.00 Nick Folk DAL K 1 FG (22), 5 PATs 2.50 Kelly Gregg BAL DL 1 tackle, 3 assists 2.50 Julius Peppers CAR DL 2 tackles, 1 assist 1.00 Derrick Brooks TAM LB 2 assists 7.00 London Fletcher WAS LB 7 tackles 1.50 Adrian Wilson ARI DB 1 tackle, 1 assist 3.50 C.C. Brown HOU DB 3 tackles, 1 assist 111.30
17.20 Carson Palmer CIN QB 26-39, 271 yds passing (2 TDs), 1 INTs 3 carries, 5 yds rushing 3.80 Willie Parker PIT RB 23 carries, 42 yds rushing 1 catch, 17 yds receiving 8.60 LenDale White TEN RB 31 carries, 100 yds rushing (1 TDs), 1 fumble(s) 1 catch, 1 yds receiving 3.20 Chad Johnson CIN WR 1 carry, 1 yds rushing 3 catches, 48 yds receiving 6.60 Donald Driver GNB WR 5 catches, 99 yds receiving 8.20 Kellen Winslow CLE TE 11 catches, 125 yds receiving 5.00 Ryan Longwell MIN K 1 missed FG (57), 5 PATs 1.00 Chris Kelsay BUF DL 1 tackle 4.00 Antonio Smith ARI DL 4 tackles 8.50 Kirk Morrison OAK LB 7 tackles, 1 assist, 1 pass defensed 8.00 Landon Johnson CIN LB 5 tackles, 4 assists, 1 pass defensed 7.00 Sean Taylor WAS DB 7 tackles 0.00 David Barrett NYJ DB 81.10
SCORING: Tom Brady 4 yd TD pass to Randy Moss (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 3 yd TD pass to Wes Welker (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 13 yd TD pass to Kevin Faulk (6.00 pts) Joseph Addai 73 yd TD pass from Peyton Manning (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 1 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 64 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 46 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Wes Welker 3 yd TD pass from Tom Brady (6.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk 22 yd FG (3.00 pts)
SCORING: Carson Palmer 15 yd TD pass to T.J. Houshmandzadeh (6.00 pts) Carson Palmer 1 yd TD pass to Jeremi Johnson (6.00 pts) LenDale White 1 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Ryan Longwell PAT (1.00 pts) Ryan Longwell PAT (1.00 pts) Ryan Longwell PAT (1.00 pts) Ryan Longwell PAT (1.00 pts) Ryan Longwell PAT (1.00 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Tom Brady 255 yards passing (8.50 pts) Tom Brady 14 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.80 pts) Joseph Addai 226 combined rushing and receiving yards (15.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 315 combined rushing and receiving yards (21.00 pts) Wes Welker 38 combined rushing and receiving yards (2.40 pts) Antonio Gates 10 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.60 pts) Antonio Gates 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Kelly Gregg 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Kelly Gregg 3 assists (1.50 pts) Julius Peppers 2 tackles (2.00 pts) Julius Peppers 1 assist (0.50 pts) Derrick Brooks 2 assists (1.00 pts) London Fletcher 7 tackles (7.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 1 assist (0.50 pts) C.C. Brown 3 tackles (3.00 pts) C.C. Brown 1 assist (0.50 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Carson Palmer 271 yards passing (9.00 pts) Carson Palmer 5 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.20 pts) Willie Parker 59 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.80 pts) LenDale White 101 combined rushing and receiving yards (6.60 pts) Chad Johnson 49 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.20 pts) Donald Driver 99 combined rushing and receiving yards (6.60 pts) Kellen Winslow 125 combined rushing and receiving yards (8.20 pts) Chris Kelsay 1 tackle (1.00 pts) Antonio Smith 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Kirk Morrison 7 tackles (7.00 pts) Kirk Morrison 1 assist (0.50 pts) Kirk Morrison 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Landon Johnson 5 tackles (5.00 pts) Landon Johnson 4 assists (2.00 pts) Landon Johnson 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Sean Taylor 7 tackles (7.00 pts)
DEDUCTIONS: Tom Brady 2 interceptions (-8.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)
DEDUCTIONS: Carson Palmer 1 interception (-4.00 pts)
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