Black Dwarves = JUGGERNAUTS

Well, my boys did it again. Not only did the Black Dwarves beat league best Johnny Utah 158.9 - 137.0, but for the second week in a row (and the third time in six), we were the highest scoring team in the league!

Boo-yah!

Saturday night I changed my official team name from Baryon the MACHO Black Dwarf to Black Dwarves get all the Tail. And do you know why I was able to do that? Because I had every confidence I'd be the high scorer again soon, thus allowing me to change it back. Did I know it would happen this soon? No. Am I surprised? No. My guys are AWEEEESOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE.

We're now 5-1, and having just crushed the only other 5-1 team, we are the clear class of the league at this point. (And don't even get me started on the Shadow Championship.) Does this mean there is not cause for concern? Of course not. Teams get cold. Tom Brady has a bye coming up, and he's the best player in the league so far. Stubborn ROFLsberger is hanging around in my division at 4-2, and one stumble puts me back in a tie!

But enough hand wringing. Let's look at total points. Thus far my Dwark Dwarves have scored 739.7 points, which is a 123.28 average. To put that in perspective, second place has scored 89.5 points fewer; 650.2 (108.37 average), and last place only 468.4, which is 271.3 points off my pace!

I have never been this good at this point in the season. I'm not positive, but I don't think any team in our league has. Of course, this is usually the time the gods punish me with an injury or a losing streak, and trust me: I'm not thumbing my nose at their hoary wisdom.

I'm just enjoying the ride for as long as I can. There is nothing wrong with that, right?

Box Score for Week 6

		Johnny Utah Owner: Tits McGee				Black Dwarf Juggernauts! Owner: Hyperion
12.80 Vinny Testaverde CAR QB CAR 25 FINAL ARI 10 20-33, 206 yds passing (1 TDs) 1.80 Clinton Portis WAS RB WAS 14 FINAL GNB 17 20 carries, 64 yds rushing, 1 fumble(s) 3 catches, 25 yds receiving 24.20 Maurice Jones-Drew JAC RB HOU 17 FINAL JAC 37 12 carries, 125 yds rushing (2 TDs) 4 catches, 59 yds receiving 9.80 Randy Moss NWE WR NWE 48 FINAL DAL 27 6 catches, 59 yds receiving (1 TDs) 16.00 Steve Smith CAR WR CAR 25 FINAL ARI 10 2 carries, 15 yds rushing 10 catches, 136 yds receiving (1 TDs) 5.20 Owen Daniels HOU TE HOU 17 FINAL JAC 37 5 catches, 79 yds receiving 16.70 Matt Stover BAL K STL 3 FINAL BAL 22 5 FGs (43,42,23,31,36), 1 PAT 9.00 Jason Taylor MIA DL MIA 31 FINAL CLE 41 4 tackles, 1.0 sack, 1 FR 12.00 Jared Allen KAN DL CIN 20 FINAL KAN 27 2 tackles, 1 assist, 2.5 sacks, 1 FF 11.50 Rocky McIntosh WAS LB WAS 14 FINAL GNB 17 7 tackles, 3 assists, 1 pass defensed, 1 FF 4.00 Will Witherspoon STL LB STL 3 FINAL BAL 22 4 tackles 7.00 Rodney Harrison NWE DB NWE 48 FINAL DAL 27 3 tackles, 1 pass defensed, 1.0 sack 7.00 Antoine Winfield MIN DB MIN 34 FINAL CHI 31 5 tackles, 1 FR 137.00					39.10 Tom Brady NWE QB NWE 48 FINAL DAL 27 31-46, 388 yds passing (5 TDs) 3 carries, 5 yds rushing, 1 fumble(s) 8.40 Jason Wright CLE RB MIA 31 FINAL CLE 41 20 carries, 59 yds rushing (1 TDs), 1 fumble(s) 3 catches, 39 yds receiving 33.40 Adrian Peterson MIN RB MIN 34 FINAL CHI 31 20 carries, 224 yds rushing (3 TDs) 1 catch, 9 yds receiving 3.00 Dwayne Bowe KAN WR CIN 20 FINAL KAN 27 4 catches, 46 yds receiving 20.20 Wes Welker NWE WR NWE 48 FINAL DAL 27 11 catches, 124 yds receiving (2 TDs) 3.80 Antonio Gates SDG TE OAK 14 FINAL SDG 28 3 catches, 58 yds receiving 9.00 Nick Folk DAL K NWE 48 FINAL DAL 27 2 FGs (38,23), 3 PATs 0.00 Will Smith NOR DL NOR 28 FINAL SEA 17 17.00 Julius Peppers CAR DL CAR 25 FINAL ARI 10 6 tackles, 1 assist, 1.5 sacks, 2 FF, 1 FR 4.00 London Fletcher WAS LB WAS 14 FINAL GNB 17 3 tackles, 2 assists 11.50 Antonio Pierce NYG LB NYG 31 FINAL ATL 10 7 tackles, 1 assist, 1 pass defensed, 1.0 sack 4.50 Adrian Wilson ARI DB CAR 25 FINAL ARI 10 4 tackles, 1 assist 5.00 C.C. Brown HOU DB HOU 17 FINAL JAC 37 3 tackles, 1 FF 158.90
SCORING: Vinny Testaverde 65 yd TD pass to Steve Smith (6.00 pts) Maurice Jones-Drew 7 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Maurice Jones-Drew 57 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Randy Moss 6 yd TD pass from Tom Brady (6.00 pts) Steve Smith 65 yd TD pass from Vinny Testaverde (6.00 pts) Matt Stover 43 yd FG (3.40 pts) Matt Stover 42 yd FG (3.30 pts) Matt Stover PAT (1.00 pts) Matt Stover 23 yd FG (3.00 pts) Matt Stover 31 yd FG (3.00 pts) Matt Stover 36 yd FG (3.00 pts)					SCORING: Tom Brady 6 yd TD pass to Randy Moss (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 35 yd TD pass to Wes Welker (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 12 yd TD pass to Wes Welker (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 1 yd TD pass to Kyle Brady (6.00 pts) Tom Brady 69 yd TD pass to Donte' Stallworth (6.00 pts) Jason Wright 1 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 67 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 73 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Adrian Peterson 35 yd rushing TD (6.00 pts) Wes Welker 35 yd TD pass from Tom Brady (6.00 pts) Wes Welker 12 yd TD pass from Tom Brady (6.00 pts) Nick Folk 38 yd FG (3.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk PAT (1.00 pts) Nick Folk 23 yd FG (3.00 pts)
GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Vinny Testaverde 206 yards passing (6.80 pts) Clinton Portis 89 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.80 pts) Maurice Jones-Drew 184 combined rushing and receiving yards (12.20 pts) Randy Moss 59 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.80 pts) Steve Smith 151 combined rushing and receiving yards (10.00 pts) Owen Daniels 79 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.20 pts) Jason Taylor 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Jason Taylor 1.0 sack (3.00 pts) Jason Taylor 1 fumble recovered (2.00 pts) Jared Allen 2 tackles (2.00 pts) Jared Allen 1 assist (0.50 pts) Jared Allen 2.5 sacks (7.50 pts) Jared Allen 1 fumble forced (2.00 pts) Rocky McIntosh 7 tackles (7.00 pts) Rocky McIntosh 3 assists (1.50 pts) Rocky McIntosh 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Rocky McIntosh 1 fumble forced (2.00 pts) Will Witherspoon 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Rodney Harrison 3 tackles (3.00 pts) Rodney Harrison 1.0 sack (3.00 pts) Rodney Harrison 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Antoine Winfield 5 tackles (5.00 pts) Antoine Winfield 1 fumble recovered (2.00 pts)					GAME TOTAL BONUSES: Tom Brady 388 yards passing (12.90 pts) Tom Brady 5 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.20 pts) Jason Wright 98 combined rushing and receiving yards (6.40 pts) Adrian Peterson 233 combined rushing and receiving yards (15.40 pts) Dwayne Bowe 46 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.00 pts) Wes Welker 124 combined rushing and receiving yards (8.20 pts) Antonio Gates 58 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.80 pts) Julius Peppers 6 tackles (6.00 pts) Julius Peppers 1 assist (0.50 pts) Julius Peppers 1.5 sack (4.50 pts) Julius Peppers 2 fumbles forced (4.00 pts) Julius Peppers 1 fumble recovered (2.00 pts) London Fletcher 3 tackles (3.00 pts) London Fletcher 2 assists (1.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 7 tackles (7.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 1 assist (0.50 pts) Antonio Pierce 1.0 sack (3.00 pts) Antonio Pierce 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 4 tackles (4.00 pts) Adrian Wilson 1 assist (0.50 pts) C.C. Brown 3 tackles (3.00 pts) C.C. Brown 1 fumble forced (2.00 pts)
DEDUCTIONS: Clinton Portis 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)					DEDUCTIONS: Tom Brady 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts) Jason Wright 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)