Again, I liked what I wrote so much, I just had to copy it here:
I celebrated this a day early. I shaved my head yesterday, and something must have been wrong with my clippers. (I've never oiled them, as I'm scared. Maybe that was it?)
The clippers gave a great angry "buzz" when I turned them on, a buzz that never went away. It didn't feel all that much different shaving my head, but the next day all over I was rubbed raw with little red bumps. Is this what women have to go through?
Argh! Poor bitches (and I say that with love)
Is that crossing the line? I think not (after all, I said it with love, like Ugarte said, "Poor Devils" in CASABLANCA, but watch some feminists have a cow)
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