Which Would You Rather?P

Some decisions in life are easy. Who to vote for. What god to believe in. Who to marry. Whether to have kids. To live or die.


Then there are the toughies, the ones that keep us up and night and fill our stomachs with icy lead. However, we here at the Hyperion Institute believe that what makes men strong (and women smokin' hot) is making those tough choices.


You're here now: there's no going back.

Which would you rather? Choose, but choose wisely:

Ginger or Mary Ann



Pepsi or Coke


Yankees or Red Sox



Brady Bunch or Partridge Family



Chicken or Beef



Sylvester or Tweety Bird



Kornheiser or Wilbon



Cake or Pie



Cartman or Stewie



Coffee or Tea




Michael Jackson or Prince



John Lennon or Paul McCartney



The Three Stooges or The Marx Bros.



Lord of the Rings or the first Star Wars trilogy

[My answers in the comments. And for the record: anyone who wusses out and picks "no one" will be molested with gummy worms]