Hellman's Golden IronCock

Originally I was going to post Hellboy 2 along with the Harold and Kumar 2. My plan was to either call the column

Hellboy and Kumar escape from Golden Bay

or

Hellboy and Kumar and the Guantanamo Army


At the same time, my plan was to review Iron Man with Hancock, and call it IRONCOCK, which I thought was hilarious.

Then, my plans changed, and Hellboy got moved to the super hero column. This left me with

HELLMAN'S GOLDEN IRONCOCK.

I eventually decided I didn't have the guts to make that a title post. Luckily this blog has no rules.

Sweet!