Tuesday, September 12, 2006

0 - 1

final score: 96.4 - 87.3


I had my shot, you know. If ever there was a week to knock off league powerhouse Biloxi Injuns, this was it. Biloxi has arguably two of the three best playes in the league, with RBs Alexander and Larry Johnson. Week to week I bet they average 45-50 points. But this week?

9.2

If you'd told me I could have them average 9.2 I'd take it every day of the week and twice on Sunday (no pun intendend).

If there was a week, this was it.

And I had my chances. Going into Monday Night's double header I was down by 4.5; each of us still with two players on the board. One of his players was LB Donnie Edwards (last year my high scorer), so it didn't look too promising. Still, it would probably all come down to Betts, the RB for Washington. A couple of touchdowns and some decent yardage and I'd have this thing.

I only started Betts because Clinton Portis (Washington's Stud RB) wasn't playing. Except, at the last minute, he was. Wouldn't you know it, Portis scored 9.2 points--which should have gone to Betts.

In case you can't add, I lost by 9.1 Where's Muddy Water when you need him?

Interestingly, my Fantasy League does a "Best Possible" score, which is what you would have scored if you'd made all the right moves and played So and so while you kept what's his name on the bench.

You know, just to rub it in.

Biloxi's "potential" score? 103.9, meaning he scored 92.78% of what he could have.

My "potential" score? 94.6, which means I had 92.28% of what might have been.

This means not only did Biloxi beat me straight up, but their potential beat my potential, their straight up beat my potential, and--this is the part that really hurts--their straight up beat my potential!

Any way you look at it, I suck.

And now the numbers:




Biloxi Injuns
Owner: Wayne Boyd
Iranian Jews for Jebus
Owner: Hyperion
25.00 Kurt Warner ARI QB
SFO27FINAL
ARI34
23-37, 301 yds passing (3 TDs)
1 carry, 0 yds rushing, 1 fumble(s), 1 tackle
9.80 Larry Johnson KAN RB
CIN23FINAL
KAN10
17 carries, 68 yds rushing
5 catches, 80 yds receiving
-0.60 Shaun Alexander SEA RB
SEA9FINAL
DET6
19 carries, 51 yds rushing, 1 fumble(s)
2 catches, 1 yds receiving
3.80 Ernest Wilford JAC WR
DAL17FINAL
JAC24
3 catches, 58 yds receiving
6.40 Terry Glenn DAL WR
DAL17FINAL
JAC24
4 catches, 81 yds receiving, 1 tackle
0.60 Randy McMichael MIA TE
MIA17FINAL
PIT28
1 catch, 10 yds receiving
6.40 Rian Lindell BUF K
BUF17FINAL
NWE19
1 FG (53), 2 PATs
3.00 Orpheus Roye CLE DL
NOR19FINAL
CLE14
2 tackles, 1 pass defensed
5.00 Derrick Burgess OAK DL
SDG27FINAL
OAK0
5 tackles
7.00 Donnie Edwards SDG LB
SDG27FINAL
OAK0
3 tackles, 1 pass defensed, 1.0 sack
9.50 Jonathan Vilma NYJ LB
NYJ23FINAL
TEN16
7 tackles, 5 assists
11.50 Ronde Barber TAM DB
BAL27FINAL
TAM0
10 tackles, 1 assist, 1 pass defensed
9.00 Champ Bailey DEN DB
DEN10FINAL
STL18
9 tackles
96.40
9.60 Tom Brady NWE QB
BUF17FINAL
NWE19
11-23, 163 yds passing (2 TDs), 1 INTs
5 carries, 3 yds rushing, 1 fumble(s)
3.40 Ladell Betts WAS RB
MIN19FINAL
WAS16
8 carries, 22 yds rushing
3 catches, 31 yds receiving
9.40 Warrick Dunn ATL RB
ATL20FINAL
CAR6
29 carries, 132 yds rushing
1 catch, 10 yds receiving
1.60 Lee Evans BUF WR
BUF17FINAL
NWE19
2 catches, 25 yds receiving
10.00 Anquan Boldin ARI WR
SFO27FINAL
ARI34
4 catches, 62 yds receiving (1 TDs)
1.40 Ben Troupe TEN TE
NYJ23FINAL
TEN16
1 catch, 23 yds receiving
14.90 Adam Vinatieri IND K
IND26FINAL
NYG21
4 FGs (26,32,48,32), 2 PATs
5.50 Jason Taylor MIA DL
MIA17FINAL
PIT28
2 tackles, 1 assist, 1.0 sack
0.50 Dwight Freeney IND DL
IND26FINAL
NYG21
1 assist
13.00 Ray Lewis BAL LB
BAL27FINAL
TAM0
7 tackles, 3 passes defensed, 1.0 sack
12.00 Keith Bulluck TEN LB
NYJ23FINAL
TEN16
10 tackles, 4 assists
2.00 Nate Clements BUF DB
BUF17FINAL
NWE19
1 tackle, 2 assists
4.00 Darren Sharper MIN DB
MIN19FINAL
WAS16
3 tackles, 1 pass defensed
87.30
SCORING:
  • Kurt Warner 2 yard touchdown pass to Troy Walters (6.00 pts)
  • Kurt Warner 6 yard touchdown pass to Anquan Boldin (6.00 pts)
  • Kurt Warner 7 yard touchdown pass to Adam Bergen (6.00 pts)
  • Rian Lindell PAT (1.00 pts)
  • Rian Lindell 53 yard field goal. (4.40 pts)
  • Rian Lindell PAT (1.00 pts)

  • SCORING:
  • Tom Brady 9 yard touchdown pass to Troy Brown (6.00 pts)
  • Tom Brady 17 yard touchdown pass to Kevin Faulk (6.00 pts)
  • Anquan Boldin 6 yard touchdown reception from Kurt Warner (6.00 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri 26 yard field goal. (3.00 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri 32 yard field goal. (3.00 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri PAT (1.00 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri 48 yard field goal. (3.90 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri PAT (1.00 pts)
  • Adam Vinatieri 32 yard field goal. (3.00 pts)
  • GAME TOTAL BONUSES:
  • Kurt Warner 301 yards passing (10.00 pts)
  • Kurt Warner 1 tackle (1.00 pts)
  • Larry Johnson 148 combined rushing and receiving yards (9.80 pts)
  • Shaun Alexander 52 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.40 pts)
  • Ernest Wilford 58 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.80 pts)
  • Terry Glenn 81 combined rushing and receiving yards (5.40 pts)
  • Terry Glenn 1 tackle (1.00 pts)
  • Randy McMichael 10 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.60 pts)
  • Orpheus Roye 2 tackles (2.00 pts)
  • Orpheus Roye 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts)
  • Derrick Burgess 5 tackles (5.00 pts)
  • Donnie Edwards 3 tackles (3.00 pts)
  • Donnie Edwards 1.0 sack (3.00 pts)
  • Donnie Edwards 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts)
  • Jonathan Vilma 7 tackles (7.00 pts)
  • Jonathan Vilma 5 assists (2.50 pts)
  • Ronde Barber 10 tackles (10.00 pts)
  • Ronde Barber 1 assist (0.50 pts)
  • Ronde Barber 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts)
  • Champ Bailey 9 tackles (9.00 pts)

  • GAME TOTAL BONUSES:
  • Tom Brady 163 yards passing (5.40 pts)
  • Tom Brady 3 combined rushing and receiving yards (0.20 pts)
  • Ladell Betts 53 combined rushing and receiving yards (3.40 pts)
  • Warrick Dunn 142 combined rushing and receiving yards (9.40 pts)
  • Lee Evans 25 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.60 pts)
  • Anquan Boldin 62 combined rushing and receiving yards (4.00 pts)
  • Ben Troupe 23 combined rushing and receiving yards (1.40 pts)
  • Jason Taylor 2 tackles (2.00 pts)
  • Jason Taylor 1 assist (0.50 pts)
  • Jason Taylor 1.0 sack (3.00 pts)
  • Dwight Freeney 1 assist (0.50 pts)
  • Ray Lewis 7 tackles (7.00 pts)
  • Ray Lewis 1.0 sack (3.00 pts)
  • Ray Lewis 3 passes defensed (3.00 pts)
  • Keith Bulluck 10 tackles (10.00 pts)
  • Keith Bulluck 4 assists (2.00 pts)
  • Nate Clements 1 tackle (1.00 pts)
  • Nate Clements 2 assists (1.00 pts)
  • Darren Sharper 3 tackles (3.00 pts)
  • Darren Sharper 1 pass defensed (1.00 pts)
  • DEDUCTIONS:
  • Kurt Warner 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)
  • Shaun Alexander 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)

  • DEDUCTIONS:
  • Tom Brady 1 fumble lost (-4.00 pts)
  • Tom Brady 1 interception (-4.00 pts)
  • 1 comment:

    Lady Jane Scarlett said...

    Heh. I have Kurt Warner on my team also. Go figure. ;) Better luck next week..