In ascending order of my excitement level.......
2) Cappuccino - Not my thing, but go nuts.
3) Wasabi Ginger (Kettle) - Should be good. Bet it makes a good crushed topping for casseroles.
4) Mango Salsa (Wavy) - Dude, If they can make this work, a star is born
1) Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese - [Hyperion starts humping display case in the grocery store]
So, my mother came by and she was making wonderful blueberry muffins, which basically smelled like what I imagine showering with the LORD would smell like. (Don't make it weird; I just need an analogy of awesomeness. Besides, the Weird is about to happen.)
So I was trying to compliment how amazing it smelled in the house, and I told her that her fresh out-of-the-oven muffins smelled "better than a fifteen-year old Vietnamese virgin."
She laughed, but then a second later the full impact of my comparison hit her and she exclaimed: "Not funny!"
But it was too late. She had laughed, and by the Ancient Code of the Muffin Society (specifically the 13th volume, 80th chapter and 7th verse) once my mother laughed, my outlandish and borderline illegal analogy was rendered accepted and most importantly: no Muffin Censure would come to my name.
Rules is rules, yo.
“Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe a final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized. By the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. You, you, you, you, you, you are the legend-makers of Ultimate Warrior.”
- James Hellwig, aka The Ultimate Warrior, on Monday Night RAW, one day before suddenly collapsing and dying while walking with his wife at the age of 54. I will never forget the Wrestlemania he beat Hulk Hogan. R.I.P.
