[I Twittered these this morning. I thought they were funny, even if no one else did.]
If I had 100 Trillion dollars I would burn ECLIPSE before anyone could see it. All TV Mute Buttons would be disabled.
If I had 100 Trillion dollars I would ban all Horrorscopes but Gemini & make Fran Drescher a judge on American Idol.
If I had 100 Trillion dollars I would make cat owners wear bells around their necks & carry straw in their left hands.
If I had 100 Trillion Dollars all Sports teams would be renamed The Fuzzies. HGTV & BET would merge Networks.
If I had 100 Trillion dollars all vehicles & houses would be painted puke green. I'd have Carrot-Top marry your kid.
If I had 100 Trillion Dollars I'd destroy all but 1 copy of EVERY book. All underwear (Men & Women) would be Bloomers.
If I had 100 Trillion dollars I'd make all adoptions be cross-racial. Paris Hilton would be Press Secretary.
If I had 100 Trillion dollars I'd ban Hairspray, Leather, Texting, Muffins, Rainbows, the letter L, Coffee & Potatoes.
If I had 100 Trillion Dollars I'd make all religions combine with the Hamburgler as their figure-head. EAT MISERY, WORLD!
4 comments:
So... Instead of banning leather, they would ban eat... her? ><
I looked at your comment for 3 minutes, even wrote a scathing response. Then, at the last moment, I got it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You're awesome.
No, I would never ban eating her. I'm a firm believer in Reciprocity.
If I had 100 trillion dollars then i gave them to poor peoples to make their life better.<a href="http://careerandinfo.blogspot.com>Reply me</a>
Poor people? What are they going to do with it? Feed and clothe their families? Borrrring.
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