9 seconds

I awoke in awe and wonder. Head clear, no piercing throb in the extremities. Lasted 9 seconds; the best 9 seconds I can remember. #storyofme

From Twitter

Context-Free Gold

"You inspire me, you listen to me, and for some strange reason with all the bad stuff you know about me you don't hold it against me. You make me laugh.  You make me want to be a better person..... but i still wanna kill people."

The best Context-Free Quote of the Year! No, the decade! (so far)

Ka-ching!

I could totally make this work.